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I'm not sure, but consider this:
<disclaimer> OK, OK, we can't call it 'Windows' because of trademark stuff, and I refuse to call it the 'Microsoft Windows Operating System' because it is not an OS, so in this post it is just Win. </disclaimer>
Win is omnipresent. Well, isn't it?
Win is omniscient. Win knows all. If you don't believe me, connect an uncompromised machine (such as one running an OS, like Linux) to a network and sniff the traffic coming out of the Win box. It knows all about you, and is telling its friends!
Win is omnipotent. Back me up here, EF.
Win has no cause. So, it must be its own cause. Ask anyone why they use Win and they will tell it is because everyone uses Win. Win causes Win. There is some deep Zen-like reality there that transcends all of our limited human attempts at assigning cause to effect. Win simply /is/, because, well, because it /is/.
Win is its own beginning. Not only does everyone use Win because everyone uses Win, but such has it always been. Sure, there are those delusionals who speak of a time before the coming of Win. Next they'll be telling me about Atlantis and aliens and that men walked on the moon and that giant lizards roamed the Earth when England was tropical. Puuuleeeeze! We live in an enlightened age and need no such myths to sustain us.
Win is its own end (hint: what is the number one source of code that can crash win???)
Win is whole, complete, and needing of nothing. There are no other gods in the temple of win. Yes, it has occasionally been politic to create 'drivers' for such false gods as 'Novell' and 'NFS', but we must not project the human frailties of the priesthood onto the god itself. We must not confuse religion with theology. These heretics have been banished from Paradise and there is no longer such idle talk of 'cross-platform, Multi-cultural, melting-pot' gobbly-gook that poisons the minds of our youth and turns them from the truth. win is all that you need, everything that you need, and nothing that you don't need.
Win is perfect, and has always been perfect, and keeps getting more perfect. Like any well-respecting god, it is completely perfect until the next improvement.
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