Destroy your hardware--->>>Use Linux

When I think of Linux my stomach starts to ache. My bowels begin to quiver as my asshole starts to break. I hurry to the toilet and empty out my bowels. I watch as turds named Linux stain up all the towels.

Linux is a lead bellie that destorys hardware and makes me sick.

We have a neat thing where I come from... it's called an indoor toilet. It doesn't use towels or a pit, but a bowl filled with water. When you are finished, you push down a lever which empties a tank full of water into the bowl. The bowl has an outlet that is a real innovation. The water level rises from the new water from the tank and spills over a restriction and that feeds through a pipe in the floor to the sewer system.

It's real innovative.

Doesn't use towels to catch the crap and piss.

<quote> Yeah well, linux-users are like the Amish. The only difference is that we are required to use higher technologies.

Listen to the mocking bird.

Captain's log. On StarDate Monday 01 July 2002 22:05 received comm from 'The Beaver':

Two remarks here:

1) This person needs to see a doctor and

2) Turds on the towels???? Who gave this troll its potty training?

[snip: he has IBS]

Well, when the trolls fall back on bowel movement poetry, it's a pretty sure sign that their material is exhausted. Beaver was the least skilled COLA troller to date. He couldn't even manage to create one original piece of FUD before falling apart and behaving like a preschooler.

Don't bother changing your posting name Beave, we can all killfile you with less keystrokes than you would use to create a new ID.

Rating: F- (0)

. : plonk!

Deep within an underground bunker somewhere sits a tall black phone and a wooden sign on an otherwise unadorned small table, next to an unremarkable wastebasket and a small office-type adjustable swivel chair.

The black phone is a little weird: there are no pushbuttons. Instead, it is equipped with the then-latest technology