Another Gates Joke

Linus Torvalds, Steve Jobs, and Bill Gates are gathered one night, when an angel miraculously appears. The angel grants them each one question.

Linus goes first, asking, 'Tell me how long it will be before Linux is completely secure and the last bug is squashed.' The angel looks into the future, and then answers, 'It will be 10 years before Linux is completely secure and the last bug is squashed.' Linus chokes up, sheds some tears, and laments, 'I may not even live to see it.'

Then Jobs steps forward and asks, 'Tell me how long it will be before the MacOS is completely secure and the last bug is squashed.' The angel looks into the future, and then answers, 'It will be 20 years before Mac OS is completely secure and the last bug is squashed.' Jobs chokes up, sheds some tears, and laments, 'I may not even live to see it.'

After a while, the two turn to Gates, who is shuffling around and staring at the ground mumbling. 'Well, Bill, aren't you going to pose your question?' they ask him. 'Oh, all right,' he says with annoyance, 'How long will it be before Windows is completely secure and the last bug is squashed?' The angel looks into the future, then looks further, then ... the angel chokes up, sheds some tears, and laments, 'I may not even live to see it.'

LOL, keep them coming.

Matthew Gardiner

In comp.os.linux.advocacy, Robert Morelli

wrote on Tue, 31 Jul 2001 20:40:30 -0600

A far more cynical ending might have Bill asking 'How long will it be before Windows is completely secure and the last competitor is squashed?'.

squashed?'.

I love you end better.